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#1 User is offline   FranklyFrantic 

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 02:53 PM

I found this website and was distraught upon seeing the stock. I see that they stock the likes of Acer, yet a singular MacBook Pro shan't be seen. I take personal offence to this vile prejudice. One time I was in a hospital pretending to write a novel on my MacBook Pro, lo and behold I saw the owner of an Acer laptop. I sat beside this poor fools hospital bed to see him video skyping his wife. I closed his laptop and began explaining the fundamental necessity that it is to own a MacBook Pro. The gaunt fellow ran around my confrontation with infantile excuses such as 'budgeting' and 'hospital bills' and 'a newborn on the way'. I dismissed his flawed reasoning as hogwash and to really solidify my point I threw a mug of water at him. I immediately realised that it was not water, but scolding coffee. He trashed out in apparent agony and I took the chance to knock his saturated Acer to the floor. He said he saw me, but I assured him it was his own doing.

He coughed without covering his mouth and blood splattered forth, almost getting in my mouth. I was horrified that an Acer owner would stoop so low. I terminated our conversation and before I left I switched his medication with M&Ms to teach him a lesson about being so rude. I always wonder will they ever make M&Ms with a bit of peanut butter or will that have too many similarities to Reeses Pieces. I enjoy Reeses pieces but I find the chocolate in M&Ms far superior and would adore to have that chocolate coupled with peanut butter, though I imagine everyone would. Thus returning to the question what is stopping them? I will admit, this sometimes keeps me up at night. I guess we can all dream of a better world with peanut butter M&Ms.

With this in mind I assume you will dispose of your inferior stock and replace it with MacBook Pros. I would also suggest changing the company name from 'PcWorld' to 'MacWorld'.

This post has been edited by FranklyFrantic: 07 November 2012 - 02:54 PM

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 05:21 PM

No matter how you portray this, you are the wrong one here. Not everyone will spend $1200+ on a laptop (something called a "budget" exists), not everyone wants a Mac, etc. Oh, and to top it off, this site doesn't even sell computers. (There's a UK retailer called PCWorld that does though.) And if you want a mac, go buy one from a site that carries them. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buy+macbook+ store doesn't have to carry a product if they want to. You didn't even bother to do that before trolling like an idiot, that's for sure.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 12:04 AM

View PostLiveBrianD, on 07 November 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

No matter how you portray this, you are the wrong one here. Not everyone will spend $1200+ on a laptop (something called a "budget" exists), not everyone wants a Mac, etc. Oh, and to top it off, this site doesn't even sell computers. (There's a UK retailer called PCWorld that does though.) And if you want a mac, go buy one from a site that carries them. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buy+macbook+ store doesn't have to carry a product if they want to. You didn't even bother to do that before trolling like an idiot, that's for sure.



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