[snorg]

fix the problem on the first try.





2 out of 3 Monkey Men prefer.......

[Number3124]

their monky side to their human side.



If you could go.................

[Adama]

to the moon, you'll see footprints on the moonsand.

If you were on the moon....

[snorg]

and sang a whaling tune.







We're whalers on the moon........

[Adama]

and thar she blows, wheighing a ton, while whistling a tuune...

The Sand village is full of.....

[Number3124]

sand.



Dogs how at the moon................

[Adama]

because they can.

Cats and dogs get....

[snorg]

sprayed by skunks.



My widdo doggie......

[Flashorn]

Has loose teeth.



The twentieth century has come and ....

[snorg]

not left yet.


The tourtyeth century......

[Adama]

all this bleeping snow on my driveway!

The toothpick said to the toothbrush....

[Flashorn]

....you'll never do the job.



300 + cm of snow is enough to make you....

[Number3124]

make you wish global warming wasn't a myth.



What ever happened to................

[snorg]

all that firewood Snorg had.



If thats all there is........

[Adama]

then it's time for you to go on a brewsky run!

Did you know that sunshine is....

[TechyGuy]

. . .high in vitamin D?
If Barney the --morbidly obese purple nuisance-- Dinosaur joined the hood . . .

[Number3124]

we'd have him whacked!



Fish are really cool till they............

[snorg]

with Hamster droppings.







Techie4fun has failed to post in [Happy Leap Day Everybody !!!!|m-98849] because........

[Adama]

the young ladies are keeping him busy!

The Snow Leopard is.....

[techie4fun]

the most beautiful animal on earth.



Chocolate and raisins mixed together . . .