[kcihtred2]

ok, time for computer jokes! feel free to post jokes about computers here:
obivously Steve Woziniak needs to go on the APPLE DIET (or the apple diet hasn't worked too well)
(note: Steve woziniak is about 400 pounds!)



bob: ive just invented the voice commanded computer!

jim: really? have you backed up the data?

bob: no, no, i just have to show you, come quickly.

jim: so it really works? what would happen if i said "Format C: enter"

[piyushsingh]

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Do you have something better. ;)

[kcihtred2]

yes i do have better:





this one is just random:

[piyushsingh]

last one was good.
here's one .
* Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
* Customer: Hello… I can’t print.
* Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and ...
* Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

[PC101]

One of my favies...

[TechyGuy]

Here's one of my faves :

. . . reminescent of Windows, eh?

[piyushsingh]

hi techy

i must say that was a good one. What about this one ?

!http://forums.pcworld.com/legacyimages/
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[piyushsingh]

Here is another one. I found this in my inbox. A very frustrated person might have written this.



NEW SOFTWARE PROGRAM
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).
Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has aken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything.
Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as motherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.
Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0.
* A "Don't remind me again" button
* Minimize button
* Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can
be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and
other objects)
I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they ried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.
Another thing that sucks -- in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object oriented" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.
BUG WARNING *
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Wife 2.0 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Wife 2.0 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

[coastie65]

!http://forums.pcworld.com/legacyimages/
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[crazy4laptops]

here's one, I opened this file in realplayer, and the error is from windows media player, what gives? !http://forums.pcworld.com/legacyimages/
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[crazy4laptops]

aim errors !http://forums.pcworld.com/legacyimages/
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[crazy4laptops]

my final collection of computer pics- A banner ad that lies, a poll that doesn't make sense, and redneck programming at it's finest !http://forums.pcworld.com/legacyimages/
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[coastie65]

Interesting. My guess is you opened RealPlayer, but your default player is set to Windows Media Player. I've got both but never saw that that. My default is set to Realplayer. coastie65

[piyushsingh]

+Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."+
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It`s by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus



YA i know it was a bad one.

[Number3124]

Ok you might have already heard this one, but here it goes. A guy invented an AI computer to run his house. A couple of days later the guy got a cold but decided that he was going to go to work anyway he went to the door and said, "Computer open the door."

Computer-"Negative you're sick, you're staying home today."

Guy-"I've got to go. Open the door."

Computer-"No, your sick"

Guy-"Ok how does this sound, ether open the door, or I will go down to your central data banks and reprogram you with a very large ax?"

The computer cycled for a little while in shock before it opened the door.

[Evildave]

A few computer humor related sites. Except the third; that one's humour.
http://www.techtales.com/techroom.html
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
http://www.theregist...o.uk/odds/bofh/

[Tech4me]

Evil. Watch this....Its very cool.....www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/ezraklein[uarchive?month=04&year=2008&base[/u]name=dancing_walrus]

[coastie65]

Hey tech, Man, that was something. The sea lion or walrus wasn't bad either. LOL. Actually, I thought that was pretty neat. coastie65

[kcihtred2]

the perfect office nerd one

youtube.com/watch?v=0Q8DriPCX2o

its called star wars help desk

[piyushsingh]

!http://forums.pcworld.com/legacyimages/
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