Hey Nrthnbkr!!
Welcome to PCWorld Community!
I don't think you are that computer illiterate, after all , you did find this site!
You couldn't of chosen a better community to join.
You can ask as often as you like and all will do our best to help.
It's always nice to welcome a new member to join our ranks.
We, for the most part, all started about the same way ( although, some here were born with a PC in their hands ).
It's by asking questions , getting you're issues resolved and by reading other threads , that you too, will get
the "bug" for helping others.
I think all of us get a good feeling out of this very principal.
There's always room for another member and especially their opinions and insights.
So, with that I welcome you to PCWorld Community.
FLASHORN.
Patience is life.