Thanks for making me laugh; an old girlfriend was born on April 1st, so after surviving that relationship, I tend to think of EVERYTHING associated with April Fool's Day as nothing but a joke...
I remember that I first used DOS 5.0 in the summer of 1993; I liked the command line. I did NOT like Windows 3.1; it was just a fancy shell for DOS, which made computers slower and less stable... sounds familiar, doesn't it? Nothing much has changed about Microsoft products in the intervening years, which is a disgrace; they're just more bloated and even less stable than they originally were; Gates and his hand-picked hand puppet Ballmer should be horsewhipped for that.
I don't miss DOS; this is an old Win2k box, I also have an XP Pro rig, but my other systems all run GNU/Linux distros, and I really dislike the M$ products. Vista is total junk; bloated to the Nth degree, and bought by people who don't actually know how to use a computer. They'll never know the power of the command line, and how much more productive they could be if they switched to Linux. I only keep my WinBlows rigs because I post advice in several online forums, and I need them so I can duplicate problems, then figure out how to solve them for the Windozers requesting help...
The true innovators are people such as Woz, Stallman,
Metcalfe, Raymond, Berners-Lee, Cailliau, and Torvalds, with an
honorable mention to Jobs. Gates' only "innovations" are based on how
fast he can write a check and co-opt the next advancement in personal
computing. He "innovated" MS-DOS, GUI-based operating systems, Internet
Explorer... the list is long but pathetically undistinguished.
PCLinuxOS, Kubuntu, Puppy, Knoppix, Mint, Xandros... I prefer those OSes over the JUNK Bill Gates has been peddling since he bought QDOS from Seattle Computer Products, back in 1981. Windows is a JOKE, really just a toy "operating system", and Gates has made malware ubiquitous by conning people into using his obnoxious bloatware. In fact, selling Windows to the masses as a desktop OS might well be the greatest prank in the history of the universe, even better than the Save DOS "movement". Gates is nothing more than the richest carny in the world. He should be embarrassed by that, but you can't shame a snakeoil salesman. If Gates thought he could make a NICKEL selling DOS again, it would be available on every street corner next week. He continues to pimp Windows only because he doesn't have all the money in the solar system, YET. Give him time; DOS could still have a future, if Gates can fool the unwashed multitude into believing they "need" it.
Come to think of it, someone should remind Al Gore that it was actually Bill Gates who created the Internet, and on the eighth day, he rested...
As for me, give me Linux, or give me death!